Thanks Mom!

6 years: Mom knows everything !
8 years: Mom knows alot !
12 years: Mom really doesn't know everything !
14 years: Mom knows nothing !
16 years: Mom, what mom !
18 years: Mom is outdated !
25 years: Maybe Mom knows!
35 years: Before deciding, let's ask Mom!
45 years: I wonder what Mom thinks!
75 years: I wish Mom was here to ask!