A male driver is pulled over by a copper

A male driver is pulled over by a copper and the following conversation takes place:

Man: What's the problem officer?
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Copper: You were doing at least 75 on a 60mph road.

Man: No sir, I was going 55.

Wife: Oh Harry. You were going 80.

(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)

Copper: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken head light.

Man: Broken head light? I didn't know about a broken head light!

Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that head light for weeks.

(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)

Copper: I'm also going to give you a fine for not wearing your seat belt.

Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.

Wife: Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt.


Man: Shut your mouth, woman!


Copper: Ma'am, does your husband always talk to you this way?


Wife: No, only when he's drunk.

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