Test your intelligence

99.9% will answer wrong
Below are four questions. You have to answer them instantly You can’t take your time, answer all of them immediately . OK? 
And then scroll down for the answers.
No cheating!!
Let’s find out just how intelligent you really are….Ready? GO!!!

First Question: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in? 

Second Question: If you overtake the last person in a race, then you are…?

Third Question: This MUST be done in your head only . Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it. Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30 . Add another 1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another 1000 . Now add 10 . What is the total?

Fourth Question: Mary’s father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?

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Question one, If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

Question two,  If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?
You’re not very good at this, are you!

Question three,  Did you get 5000 ?
The correct answer is actually 4100.
If you don’t believe it, check it with a calculator! Today is definitely not your day, is it? Maybe you’ll get the last question right. Good luck!!

Question four, Did you Answer Nunu? 

NO! Of course it isn’t. Her name is Mary. Read the question again and think!!

TEST for Senior Citizens of the WORLD

1. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child's name? 
2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop. He is five feet, ten inches tall; he wears size 13 sneakers and uniform. What does he weigh? 
3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered...what was the highest mountain in the world? 
4. How much dirt is there in a hole... that measures two feet by three feet by four feet? 
5. What word in the English Language ...is always spelled incorrectly? 
6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the summer. ....How is this possible? 
7. In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg....Why not? 
8. What was the President's Name...in 1975? 
9. If you were running a race...and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now? 
10. Which is correct to say: "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white?" 
11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, ....how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field?



Give up? 
1. Child 3 = Johnny. 
2. Butcher weights MEAT. 
3. MT Everest. (Remember, not discovered doesn't mean not there!) 
4. No dirt in a hole. 
5. Incorrectly. 
6. Billy was born South of the equator. 
7. You can't put film in a wooden leg! Gotta take it with a camera! 
8. Barack Obama. He just was 39 years younger! 
9. Second place. 
10. Neither. Egg yolks are yellow! 
11, One. 5 + 4 combined = 1 haystack.

Pretty tough quiz- All short riddles!

HOW GOOD ARE YOU WITH RIDDLES?

Have a pen and paper ready!!

Read the following questions, MAKE A NOTE OF YOUR ANSWERS and then scroll down for the answers and see how you rate.

1.Which is faster, hot or cold?
2.What's full of holes but still holds water?
3.While walking across a bridge I saw a boat full of people. Yet on the boat there wasn't a single person. Why?
4.What can you put in a wood box that will make it lighter?
5.What is it that everybody does at the same time?
6.My life can be measured in hours,
7.I serve by being devoured. Thin. I am quick. Fat. I am slow. Wind is my foe.
8.It goes up, but at the same time goes down. Up toward the sky, and down toward the ground. It's present tense and past tense too, come for a ride, just me and you. What is it?
9.What's white when it’s dirty?
10.What has wheels and flies, but is not an aircraft?
11.How do you catch a squirrel?
12.Men are like a pack of cards how ***? 

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ANSWERS

1. Hot
2. A sponge
3. They're all married
4. A hole
5. Gets older
6 & 7. A candle
8. A see-saw
9. A blackboard
10. Garbage truck
11. Act like a nut

12. You need a heart to love them, diamond to marry them, club to belt them with and a spade to bury the body. 

HOW DO YOU RATE?

1-4 correct...As far as riddles go, you're a numpty!! Better luck next time!

5-6 correct....Not bad! But please try harder!

6-12 correct....CONGRATULATIONS! You are a Riddle champion!! Now go and find something more productive to do!!