1. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child's name?
2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop. He is five feet, ten inches tall; he wears size 13 sneakers and uniform. What does he weigh?
3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered...what was the highest mountain in the world?
4. How much dirt is there in a hole... that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?
5. What word in the English Language ...is always spelled incorrectly?
6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the summer. ....How is this possible?
7. In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg....Why not?
8. What was the President's Name...in 1975?
9. If you were running a race...and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
10. Which is correct to say: "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white?"
11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, ....how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field?
Give up?
1. Child 3 = Johnny.
2. Butcher weights MEAT.
3. MT Everest. (Remember, not discovered doesn't mean not there!)
4. No dirt in a hole.
5. Incorrectly.
6. Billy was born South of the equator.
7. You can't put film in a wooden leg! Gotta take it with a camera!
8. Barack Obama. He just was 39 years younger!
9. Second place.
10. Neither. Egg yolks are yellow!
11, One. 5 + 4 combined = 1 haystack.
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