A farmer named Brian had a car accident, he was hit by a huge truck
In court, the truck drivers's hot-shot solicitor was questioning Brian.
'Didn't you say to the police at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?' asked the solicitor.
Brian responded: 'Well, I'll tell you what happened. I'd just loaded my cow into the... '
'I didn't ask for any details', the solicitor interrupted. 'Just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'?'
Brian said, 'Well, I'd just got the cow into the trailer and I was drivin' down the road.... '
The solicitor interrupted again and said,'Your Honour, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the police on the scene that he was fine. Now several weeks after the accident, he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question. '
By this time, the Judge had become fairly interested in Brian's answer and said to the solicitor: 'I'd like to hear what he has to say about his cow'.
Brian thanked the Judge and proceeded.'Well as I was saying, I had just loaded the cow into the trailer to take her to the Market and was drivin' her down the road when this huge truck and trailer came thundering through a stop sign and hit me trailer right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and the cow was thrown into the ditch on the other side of the road. By God I was hurt, very bad, and didn't want to move. However, I could hear my cow moanin' and groanin'. I knew she was in terrible pain just by her groans.
Shortly after the accident, a copper on a motorbike turned up. He could hear my cow moanin' and groanin' too, so he went over to her. After he looked at her, and saw her condition, he took out his gun and shot her right between the eyes.
Then the cop came across the road, gun still in hand and smoking, looked at me, and said, 'How are you feeling?'
'Now what in the world would you say?'
In court, the truck drivers's hot-shot solicitor was questioning Brian.
'Didn't you say to the police at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?' asked the solicitor.
Brian responded: 'Well, I'll tell you what happened. I'd just loaded my cow into the... '
'I didn't ask for any details', the solicitor interrupted. 'Just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'?'
Brian said, 'Well, I'd just got the cow into the trailer and I was drivin' down the road.... '
The solicitor interrupted again and said,'Your Honour, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the police on the scene that he was fine. Now several weeks after the accident, he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question. '
By this time, the Judge had become fairly interested in Brian's answer and said to the solicitor: 'I'd like to hear what he has to say about his cow'.
Brian thanked the Judge and proceeded.'Well as I was saying, I had just loaded the cow into the trailer to take her to the Market and was drivin' her down the road when this huge truck and trailer came thundering through a stop sign and hit me trailer right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and the cow was thrown into the ditch on the other side of the road. By God I was hurt, very bad, and didn't want to move. However, I could hear my cow moanin' and groanin'. I knew she was in terrible pain just by her groans.
Shortly after the accident, a copper on a motorbike turned up. He could hear my cow moanin' and groanin' too, so he went over to her. After he looked at her, and saw her condition, he took out his gun and shot her right between the eyes.
Then the cop came across the road, gun still in hand and smoking, looked at me, and said, 'How are you feeling?'
'Now what in the world would you say?'
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