To all my Online friends.
Your past does not worry me because it is done
I am a part of your present life and your future and that is what's important
Showing posts with label Facebook. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Facebook. Show all posts
16 types of people on Facebook
1) The "Lurker" - Never posts anything or comments on your post, but reads everything, and might make reference to your status if they... see you in public.
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2) The "Hyena" - Doesn't ever really say anything, just LOLs and LMAOs at everything.
3) "Mr/Ms Popular" - Has 4367 friends for NO reason
4) The "Gamer" - Plays Words With Friends, Mafia Wars, Bakes virtual cakes and stuff, etc., ALL DAY.)
5)The "Prophet" - Every post makes reference to God or Jesus
6) The "Thief" - Steals status updates.. and will probably steal this one.
7) The "Cynic" - Hates their life, and everything in it, as evidenced by the somber tone in ALL of their status updates.
The "Collector" - Never posts anything either, but joins every group and becomes fans of the most random stuff.
9) The "Promoter" - Always sends event invitations to things that you ultimately delete or ignore.
10) The "Liker" - Never actually says anything, buy always clicks the "like" button
11) The "Hater" - Every post revolves around someone hating on them, and they swear people are trying to ruin their life
12) The "Anti-Proofreader" - This person would benefit greatly from Spellcheck, and sometimes you feel bad for them because you don't know if they were typing fast, or really cant spell.
13) "Drama Queen/ King" - This person always posts stuff like "I can't believe this!", or "They gonna make me snap today!", in the hopes that you will ask what happened, or what's wrong...but then they never finish telling the story.
14) "Womp Womp" - This person consistently tries to be funny...but never is.
15) The "News" - Always updates you on what they are doing and who they are doing it with, no matter how arbitrary
16) The "Rooster" - Feels that it is their job to tell Facebook "Good Morning" every day.
Which one are you?
Be HONEST!!!
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2) The "Hyena" - Doesn't ever really say anything, just LOLs and LMAOs at everything.
3) "Mr/Ms Popular" - Has 4367 friends for NO reason
4) The "Gamer" - Plays Words With Friends, Mafia Wars, Bakes virtual cakes and stuff, etc., ALL DAY.)
5)The "Prophet" - Every post makes reference to God or Jesus
6) The "Thief" - Steals status updates.. and will probably steal this one.
7) The "Cynic" - Hates their life, and everything in it, as evidenced by the somber tone in ALL of their status updates.
The "Collector" - Never posts anything either, but joins every group and becomes fans of the most random stuff.
9) The "Promoter" - Always sends event invitations to things that you ultimately delete or ignore.
10) The "Liker" - Never actually says anything, buy always clicks the "like" button
11) The "Hater" - Every post revolves around someone hating on them, and they swear people are trying to ruin their life
12) The "Anti-Proofreader" - This person would benefit greatly from Spellcheck, and sometimes you feel bad for them because you don't know if they were typing fast, or really cant spell.
13) "Drama Queen/ King" - This person always posts stuff like "I can't believe this!", or "They gonna make me snap today!", in the hopes that you will ask what happened, or what's wrong...but then they never finish telling the story.
14) "Womp Womp" - This person consistently tries to be funny...but never is.
15) The "News" - Always updates you on what they are doing and who they are doing it with, no matter how arbitrary
16) The "Rooster" - Feels that it is their job to tell Facebook "Good Morning" every day.
Which one are you?
Be HONEST!!!
Facebook friends....
To all my Facebook friends...I don't think you know what a positive impact you have had on my life.
THANK YOU
Funny Facebook status updates.
I wonder how long I can keep "eating for two" before people notice I'm not actually pregnant.
It's only a matter of time until "Security cameras of Wal-Mart" is a hit reality show.
Oh, I thought you were talking about napping. In that case no, I'm not good in bed.
It's been 4 years to the day that I threw that boomerang. I still find myself looking over my shoulder and living in fear.
I call smoking sections Coughy Shops.
I will probably die as a result of being sarcastic to the wrong person at the wrong time.
The only member of my family with a personal trainer is the dog.
Jehovah's witnesses don't celebrate Halloween. I guess they don't appreciate random people coming up to their doors..
Anger is just passion having a bad hair day.
If you think you are unattractive just remember you look like your ancestors and hey all of them got laid
There are no bad pictures. That's just how your face looks sometimes.
This vodka tastes a lot like I'm not going into work tomorrow.
I will be responsible for my actions when my actions become more responsible.
I don't need pepper spray to stop a robber, I just open my wallet and blow the dust in their eyes.
Don't hit people with glasses. Use your fists.
Part of me says I can’t keep drinking like this. The other part of me says, “Don’t listen to that guy. He’s drunk.”
I've reached the age where happy hour is a nap.
Balloons are so weird. "Happy birthday, here's a plastic sack of my breath."
You'll notice you never see sweatpants with "Classy" written across the butt.
I miss being able to slam my phone down when I hang up on somebody. Violently pressing "end call" just doesn't do it for me.
I finally found a diet plan that works! It's called 'The Cost of Food'.
I admire the commitment of girls who paint their eyebrows on. How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day? What if you find a penny?
I can't tell if I actually have free time, or if I'm just forgetting everything...
I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life if I die on Wednesday.
Just when I think I'm over my insomnia the car behind me honks.
You've got to love yourself. But not in public places.
I find the best way to get rid of headaches is to send them either to their rooms or outside to play.
I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web.
Duct tape doesn't fix stupidity, but it definitely muffles the sound.
I finally gave my wife multiple orgasms, but she still isn't happy. Apparently it doesn't count if they are years apart.
Someone complimented my summer tan today and I was too embarrassed to tell them, "At this age, it's my liver spots connecting."
I'M GOING TO BE ADDING MORE OF THESE AS I GO ALONG...SO KEEP CHECKING FOR NEW UPDATES.
It's only a matter of time until "Security cameras of Wal-Mart" is a hit reality show.
Oh, I thought you were talking about napping. In that case no, I'm not good in bed.
It's been 4 years to the day that I threw that boomerang. I still find myself looking over my shoulder and living in fear.
I call smoking sections Coughy Shops.
I will probably die as a result of being sarcastic to the wrong person at the wrong time.
The only member of my family with a personal trainer is the dog.
Jehovah's witnesses don't celebrate Halloween. I guess they don't appreciate random people coming up to their doors..
Anger is just passion having a bad hair day.
If you think you are unattractive just remember you look like your ancestors and hey all of them got laid
There are no bad pictures. That's just how your face looks sometimes.
This vodka tastes a lot like I'm not going into work tomorrow.
I will be responsible for my actions when my actions become more responsible.
I don't need pepper spray to stop a robber, I just open my wallet and blow the dust in their eyes.
Don't hit people with glasses. Use your fists.
Part of me says I can’t keep drinking like this. The other part of me says, “Don’t listen to that guy. He’s drunk.”
I've reached the age where happy hour is a nap.
Balloons are so weird. "Happy birthday, here's a plastic sack of my breath."
You'll notice you never see sweatpants with "Classy" written across the butt.
I miss being able to slam my phone down when I hang up on somebody. Violently pressing "end call" just doesn't do it for me.
I finally found a diet plan that works! It's called 'The Cost of Food'.
I admire the commitment of girls who paint their eyebrows on. How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day? What if you find a penny?
I can't tell if I actually have free time, or if I'm just forgetting everything...
I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life if I die on Wednesday.
Just when I think I'm over my insomnia the car behind me honks.
You've got to love yourself. But not in public places.
I find the best way to get rid of headaches is to send them either to their rooms or outside to play.
I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web.
Duct tape doesn't fix stupidity, but it definitely muffles the sound.
I finally gave my wife multiple orgasms, but she still isn't happy. Apparently it doesn't count if they are years apart.
Someone complimented my summer tan today and I was too embarrassed to tell them, "At this age, it's my liver spots connecting."
I'M GOING TO BE ADDING MORE OF THESE AS I GO ALONG...SO KEEP CHECKING FOR NEW UPDATES.
The trouble with Facebook...
Facebook is great!
It can create new friendships and renew old ones.
It keeps us in touch with our friends and family and enables us to make friends with people from all over the world. I personally have been lucky enough to have met some really great people and I have formed some great friendships...
I have also met my fair share of nutters too!
It's also great for having a nosey into other people's lives...seeing photographs of their families, seeing what they have been up to and who with!
One of the major problem with making 'new friends' on Facebook is that because we are more than likely in our own homes when using it, we feel comfortable, relaxed, it's almost like the person we are talking to is right there with us....so we tend to open up, share personal things with them that we wouldn't normally discuss with someone who is, after all, a stranger.
Sometimes this is a good thing, it is therapeutic and helpful to share our problems with others, especially for those people that live alone or that have nobody in their life willing to listen... but my warning is this...Be very very wary what personal details you share with people you hardly know...I mean you wouldn't open up like that with someone you had just met in a pub, would you!
Ask yourself this.."Can I really trust this person?"
People online can be anyone they want to be...often, even the best of them only show their good side online...although in my experience, they do eventually slip up and let their bad side show too.
Another big problem with Facebook is that people are being turned down by employers for jobs, intern-ships and even interviews because of the information employers are finding out about them on their Facebook accounts. Many jobs have been lost, as a result of information found on Facebook accounts.
Compromising and inappropriate pictures, statements or other information on Facebook accounts can hurt the users chances to gain, stay in (or even be considered for) employment. Employers take the images that users are portraying on Facebook very seriously as a reflection of personal character.
BE VERY CAREFUL WHAT INFORMATION YOU SHARE ABOUT YOURSELF ON FACEBOOK.
It can create new friendships and renew old ones.
It keeps us in touch with our friends and family and enables us to make friends with people from all over the world. I personally have been lucky enough to have met some really great people and I have formed some great friendships...
I have also met my fair share of nutters too!
It's also great for having a nosey into other people's lives...seeing photographs of their families, seeing what they have been up to and who with!
One of the major problem with making 'new friends' on Facebook is that because we are more than likely in our own homes when using it, we feel comfortable, relaxed, it's almost like the person we are talking to is right there with us....so we tend to open up, share personal things with them that we wouldn't normally discuss with someone who is, after all, a stranger.
Sometimes this is a good thing, it is therapeutic and helpful to share our problems with others, especially for those people that live alone or that have nobody in their life willing to listen... but my warning is this...Be very very wary what personal details you share with people you hardly know...I mean you wouldn't open up like that with someone you had just met in a pub, would you!
Ask yourself this.."Can I really trust this person?"
People online can be anyone they want to be...often, even the best of them only show their good side online...although in my experience, they do eventually slip up and let their bad side show too.
Another big problem with Facebook is that people are being turned down by employers for jobs, intern-ships and even interviews because of the information employers are finding out about them on their Facebook accounts. Many jobs have been lost, as a result of information found on Facebook accounts.
Compromising and inappropriate pictures, statements or other information on Facebook accounts can hurt the users chances to gain, stay in (or even be considered for) employment. Employers take the images that users are portraying on Facebook very seriously as a reflection of personal character.
BE VERY CAREFUL WHAT INFORMATION YOU SHARE ABOUT YOURSELF ON FACEBOOK.
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