A male driver is pulled over by a copper and the following conversation takes place:
Man: What's the problem officer?
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Copper: You were doing at least 75 on a 60mph road.
Man: No sir, I was going 55.
Wife: Oh Harry. You were going 80.
(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)
Copper: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken head light.
Man: Broken head light? I didn't know about a broken head light!
Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that head light for weeks.
(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)
Copper: I'm also going to give you a fine for not wearing your seat belt.
Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.
Wife: Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt.
Man: Shut your mouth, woman!
Copper: Ma'am, does your husband always talk to you this way?
Wife: No, only when he's drunk.
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