A couple had two little boys ages 8 and 10, who were EXTREMELY
mischievous.
They were always getting into trouble and their parents
knew that if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons would get
the blame.
The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak
with her boys. The clergyman agreed, and asked to see them individually.
So, the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon.
The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?" They boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open.
The clergyman repeated the question. "Where is God?" Again, the boy
made no attempt to answer. So the clergyman raised his voice some more and
shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed. "Where is God!?"
The boy screamed and bolted from the room. He ran directly home hid inside
his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him
in the closet, he asked,
The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak
with her boys. The clergyman agreed, and asked to see them individually.
So, the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon.
The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?" They boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open.
The clergyman repeated the question. "Where is God?" Again, the boy
made no attempt to answer. So the clergyman raised his voice some more and
shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed. "Where is God!?"
The boy screamed and bolted from the room. He ran directly home hid inside
his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him
in the closet, he asked,
"What happened?"
The younger brother, gasping
for breath, replied,
"We are in big trouble this time! God is missing
and they think we did it!".
3 comments:
Nominating. The young James and RIchard as these. Boys!!
Nice story... honestly blind.
Maybe this will scare the boys straight.lol
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